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| His name is Alex Kemp. He is 56, male and devastatingly good looking [well, 2 out of 3 isn't bad]. Currently living in Nottingham, England and formerly under-paid within the computer/Internet industry (now a Web-Site entrepreneur!!!), he has spent many years in the same industry, principally on the Windows platform although also some early DTP on Mac's. Relevant experience includes constructing crystal-sets as a young boy, soldering circuit boards at University, and assembling PC's plus providing hardware & software support when old enough to know better. Other experience in the district includes taking a camera apart when 9 (and failing to put it back together again), getting back failed Basic programs on punched-card in 1973, and failing to transfer information out of a CPM Xerox machine to a PC in the mid-1980's. Peripheral experience includes financial acumen to Trial Balance, early exposure to DTP & design, and a capacity for plain hard work. The author is innately curious and naively eager to help. A technophile, he believes nevertheless that human beings and what they can achieve, in any decent field of endeavour that brings the future closer, counts for more than anything else. What is offered on these pages is done from the desire to be useful, and the author wishes you well & hopes that something here has helped. What follows is done principally for my own purposes - to keep a log of work on the website. |
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| Diary Entries | Diary entries follow. | |
| Date | Info | |
| 15 January 2006 | My parents on the day of their Wedding | |
| 24 Dec 2005 | Micaela + Oliver + Father Christmas | |
| 26 May 2004 | Block those bots! | |
| 29 April 2004 | More free gifts: a Cache_Lite Maintenance class... | |
| 26 April 2004 | MySQL optimising + caching case-study: chips.php... | |
| 18 April 2004 | Installing PHP 4.3.6 on Red Hat Linux 8 (Pain #2)... | |
| 12 April 2004 | Documenting the php PEAR Date_TimeZone Class... | |
| 6 Apr 2004 | I consider setting up the DB awards... | |
| 5 Apr 2004 | Freeserve is changing it’s name to Wanadoo (Comment)... | |
| 2 Apr 2004 | The pain of installing PHP 4.3.5 on Red Hat 8... | |
| 28 Mar 2004 | Documenting the php-Pear Cache_Lite Class... | |
| 26 Mar 2004 | Documenting the php-Pear Date Class... | |
| 20 Mar 2004 | Cutting bandwidth costs + shortening download times with compression... | |
| 14 Mar 2004 | It’ not me spamming you, honest... | |
| 05 Nov 2003 | Incoherent ramblings about death... | |
| 04 Nov 2003 | Outage on the site this morning... | |
| 03 Nov 2003 | Optimising SQL statements - a practical walk through... | |
| 21 Oct 2003 | The latest picture of Micaela, my grand-daughter... | |
| 16 Oct 2003 | Panic - the .com site becomes unavailable... | |
| 13 Oct 2003 | Liisa’s mother, Josephine Guzman Rangel, has died today at 6:45 pm in the same hospital near her home at Salinas, California that had been giving her chemotherapy for a stomach tumour which had turned metastatic. A Rosary starts at 7pm, Sun 19 Oct at the Whitehurst-Muller Mortuary, and the funeral service will be 1pm Monday, 20 Oct at Madonna del Sasso, Salinas. She will be buried at the Queen of Heaven cemetery. A reception will be held after at the Church. God bless you Josie, and I am sorry that I kept calling you Susie. | |
| 10 Jan 2003 | My mother has died at 10 minutes past 8 in the morning at Dove House hospice in Hull, today. The funeral will be at 10 am on 20 Jan. No flowers - donations to the Hospice, please. | |
| 08 Nov 2002 | A PHP4 script to assist maintenance and crash recovery with MySQL tables... | |
| 19 Jul 2002 | My mum leaves hospital & starts chemotherapy... | |
| 05 Jul 2002 | A PHP script to parse Craig Hart's pcidev.txt file of PCI PnPs... | |
| 23 Jun 2002 | My mum is having problems... | |
| 17 May 2002 | As Microsoft announces yet another raft of security updates for Internet Explorer, I download Opera 6.2 with high hopes... | |
| 16 May 2002 | ValueClick's answer to my questions is to kick me off their network... | |
| 11 May 2002 | ValueClick banner clicks are going missing - fraud or lousy programming?... | |
| 24 April 2002 | Advertising banners added, plus CLID plus a new modem for me... | |
| 08 March 2002 | Do you ever get that ‘Doh’ feeling? [implementing Stats info]... | |
| 25 February 2002 | ...and now an attempted house-break-in... | |
| 17 February 2002 | Goodbye TheCounter.com, but how come not Hello FastClick.com? + 6 month report... | |
| 21 January 2002 | Headaches and Muggings... | |
| 18 January 2002 | The use of PHP variable Variables... | |
| 15 January 2002 | Liisa gives birth to Micaela Skye Addison Kemp... | |
| 14 January 2002 | Current Database tables listing... | |
| 12 January 2002 | Links for Conexant SoftK56 Linux drivers added... | |
| 10 January 2002 | Football & fear of dying (not - as far as I know - connected)... | |
| 25 December 2001 | ...and Merry Christmas to everyone (but not to British Railways) | |
| 18 December 2001 | A PHP Class for building Forms controls... | |
| 17 December 2001 | Backing up/Transporting the database... | |
| 15 December 2001 | Finding “missing” records (MySQL LEFT JOIN on NULL values)... | |
| 14 December 2001 | Security with PHP when receiving user input... | |
| 09 December 2001 | Using the PHP ternary operator... | |
| 26 November 2001 | Update on the new site construction... | |
| 25 November 2001 | Difficulties with PHP Types... | |
| 24 November 2001 | Adding columns to existing tables (ALTER)... | |
| 22 November 2001 | Avoiding a common PHP mistake with Select statements... | |
| 20 November 2001 | Reflections on my (nearly) death... | |
| 11 November 2001 | A free gift for PHP4 users that build Form controls... | |
| 31 October 2001 | Thoughts whilst travelling home from Windows XP training... | |
| 28 October 2001 | An earthquake today (really)... | |
| 23 October 2001 | Little bits of tidying up as Type tables are filled... | |
| 21 October 2001 | First PHP file to fill database tables... | |
| 9 October 2001 | Interim whilst constructing first PHP file to fill database tables... | |
| 6 October 2001 | Hiding include files (see 5 Oct) using the htaccess server file... | |
| 5 October 2001 | Testing the include file (see 4 Oct)... | |
| 4 October 2001 | Beginning now construction of PHP pages to fill the tables; first, Server-Side Includes and Database connection... | |
| 2 October 2001 | Still completing the first section of tables... | |
| 1 October 2001 | Now for what is, hopefully, the last tables of this section - the actual table of modems. Plus, some more child tables... | |
| 30 September 2001 | Continuing now the child tables for the Chipset manufacturers... | |
| 29 September 2001 | Now it's Chips with everything as yet more tables are created... | |
| 25 September 2001 | Continuing building the Tables... | |
| 24 September 2001 | Now to start building the Tables... | |
| 21 September 2001 | Having installed & tested Apache, PHP & MySQL I now face building the actual Database & supporting files for the new site... | |
| 3 September 2001 | In which Davin & Liisa fly on to a honeymoon in Hawaii, whilst all others return home... | |
| 2 September 2001 | In which Davin & Liisa plight their troth... | |
| 1 September 2001 | In which I meet Mark, miss England's 5-1 demolition of Germany & cycle through Lake Tahoe... | |
| 31 August 2001 | Friday saw 7 of us now set out from Salinas for Lake Tahoe... | |
| 30 August 2001 | Liisa's mum Josie hosted us all for a couple of days at her place in Salinas, North California... | |
| 29 August 2001 | The 5 of us set out for Gatwick on Wednesday to catch the Virgin flight VS041 to San Francisco... | |
| 27 August 2001 | A break from modems, Linux, databases & almost all the rest as I fly to California to witness my son's marriage to Ms Liisa Golightly... | |
| 21 August 2001 | First (ignorant) thoughts following the experience of installing Apache-PHP-MySQL... | |
| 19 August 2001 | Now adding the Database MySQL application... | |
| 18 August 2001 | Now adding the PHP4 (Hypertext PreProcessor) application... | |
| 16 August 2001 | The beginnings of the new site... | |
| 18 November 1998 - August 2001 | early entries... | |